
It's a quarter past four in the afternoon (don't believe what that silly little clock tells you about the time I put up new posts, its awfully American), I've an exam at midday tomorrow on Modernist Art and I have yet to start revising.
I think if there were an award that was to go to the best procrastinator in Dublin, I'd win it, if the other Class A procrastinating organisational team ever got around to actually making the award come about. I'm very good at procrastinating. Here are my top five favourite ways to procrastinate.
1). The internet. An obvious one. Facebook, Postsecret, Sleeveface, discussion, dire escape-the-room games I can never finish... I can spend a ridiculous amount of timing looking at God only know's what on the web. Makes time pass rather quickly though, if you're into that shock factor. *Wakes up... "I'll just check Facebook and the list of other websites I check daily... OH GOD, IT'S FOUR O' CLOCK!"
2). Skin analysis. This is a nice way of saying I extract things from my pores. Vile, I know, but highly addictive. Apparently it's one of the most common addictions in women and they often prey on their mate for juicy ones.
3). Power naps. With the intention of dosing for twenty minutes, which then becomes an hour and a half. Snooze buttons are very very dangerous.
4). Eating. Venturing into the kitchen and eating the strangest combinations of food. Skips. Cereal bars. Yoghurts. Dry crackers. Two sausages. Some cheese. Nibbly things that require no preparation. In fact, when I've finished this post, I'm going to make a toasted cheese and brown sauce sandwich, if I can stomach it. Feeling fierce nauseous and generally in poor state today.
5). Watching videos on Youtube. Karaoke ones, and belting out loud like I'm a superstar. Sections of old X-Factor, Britain's Got Talent shows that are supposed to make you cry. And boy, do I cry. I've a very ugly cry. I'm one of those people whose face contorts, lip curls, nostrils flare, chin quivers and eyes close. Very snotty. I'd love to be one of those women who when she cries, her big eyes stay wide up and a single tear escapes from the middle of her lower water line. Mine pour out the corners because they're closed so tightly they can't get out anywhere else.
My last exam is on Saturday at three in the afternoon, and lasts two hours. Irish Painting. Shan't be fun but I don't expect it to be too unbearable. When I stroll out the doors of the exam hall at five p.m., I WILL BE FREE FOR FOUR GLORIOUS MONTHS AND I CAN DO WHATEVER I BLOODY WELL LIKE. Haven't got many plans so far. Holiday in the middle of June with parents and younger sister, another holiday at some point with Boyfriend, Oxegen if I can blag a cheap ticket/the weekend off work... lots of barbecques, beer gardens, days at the beach... realistically, very little of the latter few will be happening thanks to the divine (ahem) Irish climate and my work hours. Shift work, starting anywhere from nine a.m. to half six in the evening and working as late at half past midnight. Note to self- be more aggressive and consistent in job seeking for a position with regular hours that leaves me with evenings and weekends like a normal person.
Anyway... tangent. Exam finishes at five p.m., and I'll rush home on the DART and start getting ready for my 21st birthday celebrations, which are in a suburban nightclub. I've hired a room for the night and shall be suitably inebriated. I've not drank since the Trinity Ball in the middle of April (apart from one of my best friend's 21st party two weeks ago and I only had about five), so I'm having withdrawal symptoms and am worried my tolerance will have depleted. Before I stopped in mid April, I had only very recently developed an ability to put away a large amount of alcohol (well, normal amount by anyone else's standards) and was very proud of my newfound achievement. If I return to my one-sip-wonder ways I will be devastated. Better off financially, but shamefully devastated.
Right, for that sammidge.
Robyn